Ladies and gentlemen; Harry's Harbour Bizarre is proud to present under the Big Top tonight:

Human Oddities. That's right. You'll see the Three Headed Baby. You'll see Hitler's brain.See Lea Graff, the German midget who sat in J.F. Morgan's lap. You'll see Priscilla Bajano, The monkey woman, Jo Jo the dog face boy. I'm Milton Malone, the human skeleton.

See Grace McDaniel's The Mule Faced Woman (and she's the homeliest woman in the world) under the Big Top tonight. Never before seen.And if you have a heart condition, please be warned.

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You'll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms.You'll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body. He walks on his hands. He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist.

See Gerd Bessler, the human pincussion. And don't forget, it's ladies' night at Harvy's Harbour Bizarre. You'll see Ko Ko the bird girl. Mortando, the human fountain. Step a little a little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy. Dig deep in your pockets

You'll see Radion, the human torso. Deep from the jungles of Africa. Ladies and gentlemen, Harry's Harbour Bizarre. Ladies and gentlemen. (Tom Waits)