Hello, we're Those Aren't Muskets! and we're just so happy to meet you!

About us: Those Aren't Muskets is a comedy troupe and group of friends working and living in San Diego. They formed in 2007, when two non-consecutive Editors-in-Chief of The MQ (UCSD's premiere satire publication) decided to live together and be creative full time. Two foxy chicks also live with them. Yes, their lives are just as staggeringly awesome as you imagine.

They love you with all the strength their withered hearts can muster!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!