Confused? Well, I'll tell you that I'm an absurdist....which is pretty much a title that will let me get away with anything. Thanks for watching my videos!

Here are three things to consider:

1.All Hail The Meat Calculator!

Help me through college and conveniently worship my invention of the 'Meat Calculator' at the same time! You can see the products here by following the link. It is my duty to the meat calculator to spread its image to the world, and I am trying to obey as best I can...(Check out the commercial!)

http://www.cafepress.com/Te...

PS Judge the art, not the artist!

2. Subscribe to me and be happy!

Um...vote third party? What does a person say to his fellow man? Phnervadoop!

3. Leave me a comment!

I just realized that My Britney spears defense video has caused over 89,000 people to pay approx. more than 183 and a half days' worth of attention to me,lol. (Not only that, but it's a moral lecture) Wee!